Yo Joe!
40 years of G.I. Joe/ Real American Hero
Whenever there's trouble, G.I.Joe is there/ G.I.Joe will always be dare
Comic books, cartoons/figures made for action
Commercials made, "you want that?"/Let me get that Mobat
Breaker Clutch, Grunt and Flash/Rock&Roll, Bazooka, Zap
Shipwreck loves navy grog/Mutt came with a junkyard dog
Scarlett rocks a crossbow/PSAs, the more you know
Touch the line, you'll get a shock/Oh, thank goodness, here's Roadblock
And now you know/Knowing is half the battle
G.I. Joe!
How sick is that/Cutter's boat/the Hovercraft really floats
Stalker is from Michigan/then there were the mail-ins
Dysfunctional relationships/like Steeler and the Baroness
Arashikage, ninja bros/Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow
Dragonfly roam the skies/ No one ever really dies
Dragonfly roam the skies/ No one ever really dies
Cobra B.A.T.s by the dozen/Destro and Lady Jaye are cousins
Duke, Hawk, Recondo, Doc/Cold Slither plays the hardest rock
Scrap-Iron has mixed loyalty/Major Blood writes poetry
And now you know/Knowing is half the battle
G.I. Joe!
Cobra Commander losing it/surrounds himself with idiots
Why does Cobra get beat/Because their leader screams, "Retreat!"
Xamot and Tomax/Cobra box replacing cash
No Cobra scheme's intangible/They even brainwashed animals
Darkness cubes from coast to coast/Blackmailing three different ghosts
Destro running guns from M.A.R.S./Controlling weather from the stars
Cobra-La, new emperor/This I command, Serpentor
Why is Serpentor super cray/They lost on Sun Tzu's DNA
And now you know/Knowing is half the battle
G.I. Joe!
Night Raven, Arctic Blast/Desert Fox, Snowcat
Face paint, dog tags/everyone still wants a FLAGG
40 years of awesome lore/Let's hope there's 40 more
Fighting for freedom, land, and air/Whenever there's trouble, G.I. Joe is there
And now you know/That's half the battle
"Wait, what's the other half of the battle?"
G.I. Joe!
"Cut! Alright, let's do it again from the top!"
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